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Daane's Songs

Carol of the Fists 

Look how the fists,

strong iron fists,

all seem to say,

enemies will pay

 

Our lord is here,

bringing all fear,

to young and old,

meek and the bold,

 

Smash crush smash

that is their song

with aweful ring

all are fighting

 

one seems to hear

sounds that bring fear

from everywhere

filling the air

 

Oh how they pound,

raising the sound,

o'er hill and dale,

telling their tale,

 

Daily they pound

Kneel on the ground

Sounds that bring fear,

Tyrogatore is here,

 

Deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly Lizard,

Deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly Lizard,

On on they send ,

on without end,

their aweful tone to every home

Crush Smash crush smash, mush Crash

 

 

The Twelve Days of Smofena 

-On the first day of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

A XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the second day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the third day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Fourth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Fifth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Sixth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Seventh day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Eighth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Eight schools of magic,

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Nineth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Nine cowering Cultists,

 

Eight schools of magic,

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Tenth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Ten dead Frost Giants,

Nine cowering Cultists,

Eight schools of magic,

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Eleventh day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Eleven Bards Singing,

Ten dead Frost Giants,

Nine cowering Cultists,

Eight schools of magic,

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

 

-On the Twelth day of of Smofena, my Lord Smofarf blessed me with:

Twelve months of adventure,

Eleven Bards Singing,

Ten dead Frost Giants,

Nine cowering Cultists,

Eight schools of magic,

Seven stalwart companions,

Six centuries to live in,

Five pounds of Mithral,

FOUR MAGIC RINGS,

Three Kingly Meals,

Two Feathered Hats,

and a XXX Keg of Beer...

Walking in Evil Wizardís Dungeon 

Alarm spells ring, are you listening,

In the hall, blood is glistening

A marvelous sight,

Weíre ready tonight,

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon.

 

Gone away is the wizard,

Here to stay a new apprentice

He casts a harsh spell,

A monster from hell,

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon.

 

In the room, we call for Montaron,

Then tell him, to use a healing wand

He'll say: Are you fine?

Weíll say: Not this time,

But you can do the job

Since youíve come down.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we dream by the fire

To face unafraid,

The plans that we've made,

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon.

 

In the pit we found a horror,

And ForíJeck named him Bender

We'll have lots of fun with the wolfman,

When Bender decides to hook him down.

 

Magic Items, ain't they thrilling,

Swords, wands, anything thatís a killing

We'll fight and play, the Silversword way,

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon.

 

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon,

Walking in an Evil Wizardís Dungeon.

 

     

Oh Darkest Day

Oh Darkest Day!

The moon is ever hidden

It is the day the Balor hoped would come!

Long lay Allar in wait and ever pining

Till it appear'd and he took the dwarven soul.

A thrill of despair the weary world cringes

For yonder breaks a vile and treacherous morn!

 

Fall on your knees

Oh hear the demon laughing

Oh sad dark day

Oh day the Balor came

Oh darkest day

Oh darkest day

 

Led by the light of Faith serenely beaming

With glowing hearts we heroes stand

So led by light of a sword sharply gleaming

Here come the wise gnome from foreign land The King of demons laid low and in danger

In all our trials we stood together.

Truly it taught us to help one another

Its law is chaos and Our mission is peace

Chains it won't break for it is enslaved forever

And because of us his evil shall cease

Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise,

Let all around praise our victory.

 

Hark the Dwarven Heralds Sing

Hark the dwarven heralds sing

Glory to the newly crowned king

Peace in the earth and no mercy while

Gods and men are so vile

Joyful, all ye nations rise

Join the triumph, spurn the lies

With the arcane magic proclaim:

The King is crowned by Smofarf

Hark the dwarven heralds sing

Glory to the newly crowned king

 

Magic by all is adored
Smofarf the everlasting lord
All in time behold him cast
His divine knowledge is vast
Draped in flesh for all to see
Hail the incarnate deity
Pleased as dwarf with dwarf to dwell
Thron, be hailed and ever be well
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king

Hail the heaven born Mountain King!
Hail the Son of Arcane Glory!
Wealth and power is all He brings
Inspired by our ancient kings
His duty he never lets pass by
His enemies will surely die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to bring them gold and mirth
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king
 

 

Deck the Pirates

Deck the pirates and the slavers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Mock the villain as he labors,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Load we now our mighty cannon,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
To defeat those who laid an hand on
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing sail before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the bell and join the boarders.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of our found treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away our mission passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Finding imprisoned lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now we sail on, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

     
Pacyr Wonderland
Temple bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, shrines glisten
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.

Gone away is Solaris,
Here to stay are the undead
He sings a doomed song,
As we go along,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.

In the alley we can find some shadows,
They attack are try to kill us
They ask: Are you native?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we rest by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.

In the forest we can find some skeletons,
And nearly get ourselves all killed
We'll have lots of problems with the skeletons,
Until the cavalry chase them down.

When we travel, ain't it thrilling,
Even more undead do some killing
We'll fight and cast, remember the past,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.

Walking in a Pacyr wonderland,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
 
Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar, Aruvatar, Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar search and Aruvatar find
Stunning and slaying up hordes of foes
Now the Imberb duel has begun

Aruvatar, Aruvatar, Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar died in ancient times
Ruling and Watching in Forgotten Realms
In the divine air.

When in old times, it's the right time
To send the god away
Aruvatar's time was a great time
To go ruling in a one god way
Get ye gone weakened god, pick up your feet
Until you find yourself alone
Weep and moan to a dead god beat
That's Aruvatar,
That's Aruvatar,
That's Aruvatar's Throne
Claude the Addled Alchemist
Claude, the addled alchemist
had a forgetful mind.
But if you ever met him,
you would say he was kind.

All of the other sailors
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Claude 
play in any sailor games.

Then one stormy summer night
The captain came to say:
"Claude with your lack of might,
how could YOU help us tonight?"

So Claude luckily wished
and saved the doomed crew,
Who shouted out a mighty cheer
We will never forget You! 
     
Here Comes Nilas Anor
Here comes Nilas Anor,
Here comes Nilas Anor,
Bringing Nilas Anor pain,
Marius and Uscis and all his demons
Killiní all the men.
Bells are ringin', bards are singin,
All are cold with fright.
So hang your heads and say your prayers,
'Cause Nilas Anor comes tonight.
 
Here comes Nilas Anor,
Here comes Nilas Anor,
What hero will be his bane,
He's got a mind that's filled with ploys
To drive all men insane.
Hear those warning bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a terrible sight,
So man the walls, and head the calls,
'Cause Nilas Anor comes tonight.
 
Here comes Nilas Anor,
Here comes Nilas Anor,
Until all good men are slain,
He'll come around when chimes ring out,
It's time for death again.
No Peace on earth will come at all,
If we donít follow the light,
So let's prepare for war above
'Cause Nilas Anor comes tonight.
O Great Big City of Port Talp

O great big city of Port Talp,
How still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep,
The silent rogues go by.
Yet in thy dark streets layeth
The everlasting blight.
The chills and fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight.

For guilds are born of vill'ny,
And gathered all below,

While lawfuls sleep, collectors creep
Their gold and jewels in tow,
O constables come together
Proclaim the bounty's worth
And praises sing they cannot bring,
Peace to men on earth.

How silently, how silently,
The wondrous item is tak'n!
They empty goods from all our carts
The guild numbers eleven.
No ear may hear their coming,
But in this world of sin,

Where barred doors will receive them still,
The foul thief enters in.

O greedy rogues of Port Talp,
Take not from us, we pray;
Pass by our homes, don't enter in,

Be far from us today.
We hear the warning bells
The great sad tidings tell:
Oh, not from us, away from us,
Send ye straight to hell!

A Gnolly Gnolly Fey War

Have a gnolly, gnolly Fey War;
It's the best battle of the year
I don't know where pixies go
but have my sharpened spear
Have a gnolly, gnolly Fey War;
And when you laugh through the heat
Slay and woe to foes you know
and enemies you meet

Oh ho
the missile fire
hit where you can see;
Killoreen wait for you;
Hit them once for me
Have a gnolly gnolly Fey Way
and in case you have some fear
Dedestroyt says
have a gnolly
gnolly Fey War this year

 

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